detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
maybe homestuck’s already ended
maybe our dream bubbles are just letting us relive it while it was updating
maybe a green time demon will disintegrate us at the end of act 7 once it ends again for the last time
in the mass confusion and hysteria following 21 days with no updates, homestuck fans begin questioning not only the existence of updates but their own existence
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power